(fart noises)
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINO GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

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#SmoneyDance

If I ever happen to meet a person that makes their carnivorous pet have a vegan diet, I’ll kill them I’ll feed them to the pet.

Humans: *selectively breed sheep so they grow so much wool they're in danger of death from heat stroke*
Humans: See? They NEED to be sheared!

serafu:

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this is legitimately the best headline i have ever read in my entire life 

awwww-cute:

My seven month old does this pose every time he notices I am taking pictures of him

awwww-cute:

My seven month old does this pose every time he notices I am taking pictures of him

solluxspooky:

WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS BACK

YES WE ARE

solluxspooky:

WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS BACK

YES WE ARE

ultrabluegreenrose:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

theres always gonna be that one homestuck character that you’ll always care about

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Why is it so hard for you to get cultural appropriation. Why.
Anonymous

thisiswhiteculture:

mzconduct:

freshest-tittymilk:

lovelyandbrown:

kristenstewartlahv:

haneko-meow:

babyrad:

kristenstewartlahv:

thebloominuniverse:

Choosing not to brush my hair is not disrespectful to anybody’s culture in any way. Why can’t you see we’re all earthlings?

Do you, lady ! Your dreads are amazing. These blackies are just mad that you our hair is beautiful and you are able to have beautiful normal hair when you’re done with it

Ew what the fuck is that comment

whoa whoa no. Dreads are fine no matter your race but calling people ‘Blackies’ is an absolute NO. And saying they will be jealous because they would have ‘normal’ hair after??? All hair is normal hair?? ?

Racism is never ever ever okay. 

They’re racists against whites for not letting us have dreads. When their shit colored smelly hair is in dreads then it’s fine I guess but we can’t?

"THESE BLACKIES"

"SHIT COLORED SMELLY HAIR"

This is what I love about open racists.

At least you know who the enemy is.

This is why I’m beginning to say “no” to white folks with dreads…

””blackies are just mad”

"beautiful normal people hair when you’re done”

"their shit colored smelly hair

When people ask why many Black people are vehemently opposed to white people wanting to be a part of the natural hair movement, remember these statements. Remember that this is not just about hair, but about the stigma and hatred we face for embracing it. It’s about a willful lack of understanding or respect. 

white people cannot be trusted. especially the ones with dreads